Wanted! One Sketch Artist. The Perpetrator? The Notorious Sock Monster! Upon doing laundry this weekend, here are a few lost things I found wedged between the washer and dryer (I dare not reach behind either of them):
- 11. Count em… 11 mismatched socks!
- A’gizillion dryer sheets. Some used and others brand new
- A dish rag
- A hand towel
- 2 wire hangers
- Lint deposits from the dryer that never made it to the trash receptacle
- and last but not least… A pair of panties I’m almost certain are mine
Wanted! One Sketch Artist. The Perpetrator? The Notorious Sock Monster! He’s about yay high, 6 or 7 inches tall, give or take an inch or 2. He has long, sticky, grabby fingers. His blue skin is freckled with pink polka dots. Camouflage! There are razor sharp quills running down his spine. He’s prepared to defend his territory should you go reaching blindly, carelessly, wreaking havoc in his hiding place amongst his beloved hoards of mismatch socks; he’s not a fan of pairs… too much work, the upkeep of two. Or perhaps he’s invisible or maybe he truly is a chameleon. Oh who am I kidding? I am absolutely clueless on the visual details to report to the Wanted! One Sketch Artist. I just want the opposing socks back!
Book: Flusi, the Sock Monster by Bine Brändle
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